When you tell your friends about your latest sexual exploits
They’re all like…
June 2012
28 posts
Getting a gift voucher for your birthday
To JB HiFi:
To Mankind:
To Tool Shed:
The day you finished school
(any place other than Sydney)
Mardi Gras Diet
Pre….
Post…
Country Road
When a guy walks into the gym with his country road bag, he’s all like…
And you’re just like…
When your friend invites you to dinner
and you realise you’re the third wheel…
When someone snakes the guy you've been making out with while you're in the bathroom at ARQ
Fancy dress parties
In Melbourne…
In Sydney…
When you find out the guy you are hitting on has slept with your ex
When the new Kylie song comes on and you can't get to the dance floor quick enough
When you get a cab at changeover
Coming out to your parents
Your mum…
Your dad…
Your sis…
When you complain about being broke and your friends tell you to stop going out so much
When you see a cute guy walk into the steam room at the gym
You’re all like…
When the guy from last night walks into the bar
When you introduce your new boyfriend to your ex
When you find out the shoes you bought last week are now on sale
Looking in the mirror after a bad haircut
When the guy that was winking at your table meant you
You look at your friends like….
When a twink on Grindr says "no one over 30"
